Stoned Temple Pilots

You see that?  What I did there?  That's a goddamn pun, motherfucker, and I will beat you across the head and face with it.  I will strangle you with this pun, and then use the pun to violate any house pets you may have, before savagely pummling a small poodle to death.  Who's poodle?  Hell if I know, I don't make the rules, here.  I just know that a poodle must die in order for this pun to be effective.  Or affective?  I'm not sure, I failed English in high school.  Maybe it's infected.  So, uh, get me some hydrogen peroxide and some gauze, and a butcher knife, and the first two "Nightmare On Elm Street" movies.  Oh, yeah, and some beer.  Now, that's a fucking weekend.

See you kids next week!

Enjoy!